fuckwooper: money is so stupid and unnecessary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot
laugh-addict: a brief glimpse at 2012
amazingsmosherisnotonfire: maybeiwantthetrouble: miss-doctorwho: palaeobelle: huntelaarr: 2005 wasn’t just 2005 it was the beginning of an era Tell me about it Doctor who; Totally right yup
yazoos: it’s really depressing being really ugly
gorgeousdarren: when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
That awkward moment when you lose track of how...
I'd be that bird who's scared of heights.
servant-of-the-earth: sandandglass: My cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me. This is the most accurate thing ever.
lordoftheinternet: some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet
joelle-elizabeth: ulyssee: cigs4kids: what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it i would do a split Oh my GOD
obligatory-stupid-name: commanderinqueef: help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to
tuucker: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized Dr. Robert Evans I looked it up My dentist is Captain America’s dad My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband. JK...
disneyprincest: yes I know I’m sorry I was late but I put lotion on right before I left and it took me 20 minutes to get the door open
unabused: i wonder if chinese tourists get upset when they buy a souvenir in america then find out it was made in china
daysandnightsx: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
I lost a follower T_T
Goodbye my friend T_T
rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and june? may be you can’t answer your own jokes “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”