tie me to a rocket, I wanna fly: Archive

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Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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I just wrote an 8000-word essay on business ethics

I have no idea what it was all about…

Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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Coffee

I just made the blackest of black coffee - right from the pits of a coal mine - and i chugged it down :/

Jan 23rd

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 23rd

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Have you ever laid on your bed at night, and just...

-staygold: yes yes.

Jan 21st

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Jan 21st

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Jan 19th

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We the jury find the defendant

OJ Simpson: Not guilty
Casey Anthony: Not guilty
14 year old girl downloading last night's episode of Glee: There's a special place in Hell for people like you

Jan 19th

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Jan 19th

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the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work

US government: sit down I have to stop people from sharing things online

Jan 19th

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When I was 6 years old

now: Only food can ease my depression. More laughs here

Jan 16th

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Jan 16th

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Jan 15th

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Jan 14th

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The moment of preparation before stepping on to...

totally-relatable:

Jan 14th

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Jan 14th

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Reblog if you're single as fuck.

jaxtarr: ahopefulromantic: Yee you know it!

Jan 12th

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Jan 12th

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Next on my bucket list

Spend a year in Japan. See the cherry blossoms and be there during golden week. Eat all kinds of ramen. Eat lots of omu rice. Learn a few Japanese phrases.

Jan 12th